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wandering-but-not-lost-forever asked: Jamie says Curry Fish and Chips are delicious and that you should try them. Also I miss you. I keep going to text you but I CAN'T. I'll survive, but I'm pretty much a wreck emotionally. You should upload pictures! I should post a question, since this is an "ask." Ummmmmmm are you having the greatest time ever?!?!?! If not, GET ON IT. Miss yaaaa. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
I’m having the loveliest of times. I adore fish and chips but I’m not a fan of curry so I might have to pass on that suggestion. Thanks though.
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next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed
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Posted on May 20, 2013 via foxnewsofficial with 253,452 notes
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LESSONS YOU CAN LEARN FROM MUSICALS
Les Miserables:Stealing a loaf of bread may seem like a good idea, but it will literally fuck up your entire life.Spring Awakening:If you get laid, you die. If you don't get laid, you die. Also don't trust your parents.Chicago:It's ok to murder people as long as you wear lingerie and can sing and dance.The King and I:Racism doesn't count if you sing about it.My Fair Lady:People will like you if you talk like you have a broom stick up your ass.Hairspray:In the 60s, people will hate you if you're overweight, UNLESS you also hang out with black people.RENT:AIDS really blows.A Chorus Line:If you ever audition for a musical chorus, you better have a goddamn good story as to why you became a dancer.Grease:If your boyfriend doesn't like you, change absolutely everything about yourself to please him.The Phantom of the Opera:When choosing between a controlling boyfriend and a sociopath composer with a messed up face who dwells in an opera house's basement, take your sweet damn time.Rocky Horror Picture Show:Finding refuge from a storm in a mansion who's owner is a transvestite will make you inexplicably horny, and seemingly bisexual.Love Never Dies:Let the crazy woman run off with your son. You may never see him again but you'll get to be with your deformed lover and at least you won't die.Wicked:If your born green and people make fun of you for it, fake your own death and run away with a scarecrow. -

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THIS IS THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
this was one of the first things I ever reblogged
IT MUST BE ON MY BLOG AGAIN THEN.
THE IRONY - CAPTAIN AMERICA AS THE SLEEPING BEAUTY
KUZCO AS TONY STARK
KUZCO AS STARK
PERFECT
*Gasp* This means Hercules and Scar are brothers!!!
Scar’s adopted.
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Posted on May 20, 2013 via Lokian Eule with 108,512 notes
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OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
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Batman is actually a Disney princess. Pass it on.

“The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “

He’s the princess tumblr deserve…
Posted on May 20, 2013 via The Batman is a Warrior. with 65,696 notes
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wandering-but-not-lost-forever asked: Hello hello hi howdy SUP?! How's Ireland? Is it pretty? Is it raining? Have you been to a pub yet? Have you caught a leprechaun yet? I miss you already!!!! Wub yew Boobala!
Hi hello. It’s awesome, and gorgeous, and there are castles!!! We went down to a pub last night, but all the leprechauns seem to be hiding. I miss you too, Catbug.

