the clock strikes 12 am on april first, 2014.
tumblr staff has decided to putt he ultimate prank.
they make tumblr orange
then every tumblr user calls the police.
police are sent out on a mission in every station.
the judiciary system fails all over the world.
World War III
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
petitions for asexuals to be allowed to say “i totally aced that” whenever they misread a potentially sexualised situation
and then to just majestically sweep out of the room in a billowing cloud of purple smoke but that is optional
"Umm, how can you be ‘semiaquatic’, you either are aquatic or you’re not. Don’t be greedy."
"So, I get that you’re a monotreme and everything, but do you identify more as a rodent or a bird?"
"Ugh, why do you have to be such a special snowflake. Do you and like…
Finished! Beautiful mermen are obscenely hard to paint, so I don’t foresee doing too many more in the future. Click through for the high-res!